April 2011
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I’m not remotely English, but as a Canadian I’ve got a soft spot for my mother country. Nonetheless, Di’s was the only royal wedding that will ever be hauntingly memorable for me.
(Did anyone else find the Alexander McQueen dresses rather disappointing? And the cut of William’s reception suit was laughable. What on Earth was going on in the wardrobe department?)
Summer = vendor chili dogs in my belly
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Anonymous asked: do you ever plan to move out of your country? if you do where would you go? and when will you like to go?
It’s a good sign when a boy wants to make you fancy meals and then for dessert eat cookie dough with our fingers, right?
Even if it’s a bad sign, I don’t really care - that sounds delicious.
maalakai asked: You're awesome.
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At The Same Time - Shad
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Sullen
D: I think you should change your photo.
D: You look dead in that one.
Me: DEAD?
Me: My eyes are open, I'm alive.
D: Lifeless, sullen, sad, unsleeping and stressed.
D: It carries a lot of weight as a photo.
Me: You just described how I always look.
D: Ahaha
“Because he was allergic to mold he sneezed and blushed, flustered with the day....”
– M.S.
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I have such a love-hate relationship with my education. I crave and fear it, I nurture and annihilate it. However, I generally end up drowning in it because I cannot find a sufficient replacement.
Nevertheless, I’m currently frying up a huge pan of tomatoes, garlic, onions, peppers, mushrooms and broccoli to make rice stir fry. It’s rainy outside, it sounds like white noise - I want to travel...
I am this great, unstable mass of blood and foam,
and no one in their right mind would make their home my home.
My heart’s an autoclave,
my heart’s an autoclave.
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“We got this sacred code, it’s like, ‘My Broski, whatever you wanna...”
– The Prince
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Au Naturel
I think it imperative to recall from now on why I do not take even natural sleeping supplements. Last night I popped 2 Melatonin pills (recommended 1-3 pills before bed), played around on my Mac a bit and then I felt it lurching and creeping up on me.
What a God forsaken terrible idea that was.
Less than 3 hours later and I’m experiencing a horrifically vivid nightmare and my mother...
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Is This Life?
R: I understand that nobody can be 100% straight.
Me: If you've ever looked at a guy and thought, "Well, he's not ugly" that means you're not 100%.
Me: It doesn't mean you want his ass wrapped around your dong or to munch on his dick.
Me: Or that you want your ass to munch on his dick.
R: I'm just the giver, alright.
Me: You'd probably have a vicious orgasm.
Me: Your prostate is hidden in that bad boy and he wants to be fondled.
R: NO, he does not want to be fondled.
Me: Quit cheating your ass out of viciousness.
Me: It ain't gay if you luhh da pussay.
R: Ahahahahaha.
Me: Just be fucking a girl, enjoying the poon, and then have her stick a finger in there - get stoked on your anus.
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Never tell your BFF about the crush you have on...
Me: We had so much eye contact, but she's a chick, she probably thought I was being snotty.
Rohin: What if she was like, "This bitch keeps staring at me."
Rohin: "I'mma fuck her up."
Me: Thanks man.
Bad thoughts, bad thoughts - go away.
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Date An Illiterate Girl by Charles Warnke
Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in the weary squalor of a Midwestern bar. Find her in the smoke, drunken sweat, and varicolored light of an upscale nightclub. Wherever you find her, find her smiling. Make sure that it lingers when the people that are talking to her look away. Engage her with unsentimental trivialities. Use pick-up lines and laugh inwardly. Take her outside when the night...
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