-Mum walks in house with the dog and holding the cat-
Me: Oh you found Harvey.
Mum: Yeah, he came running up when I pulled in.
- sits down next to me-
Mum calls into kitchen: Harv, your food is in the other corner hun!
Me: It's weird when you talk to him like he's a human.
Mum: What do you mean?
Me: You might as well have added, "Oh, and your homework's on the table!"
Mum: ... Yeah, but he listened to me.
Spending the entire day baking treats today.
you're so beautiful it hurts, out of sight - out...