I’m so annoyed right now - I want to break things.
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to put in a call to the Ohio Secretary of State notifying them I will no longer be carrying an ID, you know why? People should know who I am.” —
- -Mum heats up a pork bone for the dog-
- Mum: Come on, Willow! Get it! Get it!!
- Mum: She loves it when I heat it up for a few seconds because it really smells good then.
- Mum: Willow, get the damn bone.
- Mum: No? You don't want it?
- Mum: ...Fine.
- Me: At least it smells good.
- Mum: I know right? Mmm.
- Me: Yeah, kinda gives the illusion that we cook or something.